Super soaker and ammonia!

Be VERY careful not to leave it around in that combination if there are kids around. Years ago we visited my sisters god parents. The husband being a beagler used to have a squirt gun full of ammonia to discourage neighborhood pets when the females came in season. My sister was about 7 at the time and found the yellow plastic gun sitting on a shelf in the garage adjacent to the kennel. Being a kid and it being hot out she fired the gun at something then squirted it into her mouth to refersh herself. She got VERY sick vomiting and to this day I don't know the antidote in such a situation but I would assume the worst such as an adverse reaction and possibly death. BE CAREFUL!!

Actually, it is never a good idea to leave any chemicals around young kids, so I agree with you, but ammonia in dilution probably won't kill or seriously injure. It is a base and when it meets the acid of the stomach I imagine it will result in the 'belch heard round the world!' I doubt it caustic enough to be caustic on the skin going down either to ulcerate it since I have put my hands in much stronger versions of ammonia than sold for household use years ago when I used a machine using ammonia to make blue prints. (My god, that machine took your breath away.) On the other hand, I can imagine a little girl (or me today) barfing after drinking some. Very irritating! Also, we used to use ammonia in a squirt gun to break dogs from chasing cars. A kid in the back seat would squirt the gun into the dog's face when he came after the car. Pure ammonia up a dog's nose takes away their joy in the chase! Add tobasco sauce if the first dose doesn't work. Hard to get the dog to even ride in a car after that, but no lasting harm to the dogs.