O.T. Arizonas Heat Glossary

Some of the terms now being used to describe Arizona's heat.

Neanderthal = The heat clubs you over the head.

Ironing Board = It feels like your clothes are being ironed, while you are still wearing them.

Dripping = Sweat trickles down your back in little streams.

Niagara = Sweat pours down your back in a waterfall.

Pan-Fried = The top of your car could sizzle a steak, it has already cooked your hand.

Charcoal -Grilled = You are as helpless as a hamburger patty.

Toast = You pop into stores just to get a dose of air=conditioning.

Blush = It's the first 100 degree day in spring and you think 'I can take this.'

Despair = It's the second 100 degree day in spring and you realize there are five more months of this.

Third Degree = You have to go to the emergency room after touching the car steering wheel.

Blast Furnace = No definition necessary.

LOL!

I went shooting two days ago and my barrel is still too hot to touch!

And then there's Yuma....

-jc-